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In walking casino terms, wheelchair football have been one be the toughest sport in the world. Ryan volunteered at the Veterans Hospital cleaning bed pans, and had met a man named Jason Lifty who was an Iraq war vet; no legs. Jason asked Ryan once if he heard of wheelchair football. Now Ryan picked him up once a week using the hospital’s lift van. They had a blast banging, flying and blitzing.
Tonight, after the match, they all met up and had beers in Adams Morgan.
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Ryan got home from his swim and wanted to finally tell Maria about the money he lost, but she was running past him on the way to the hospital. Kiss.
He set his keys and gym bag down on the coffee table. He had a few invoices to get to: Missile Defense LLC, Private Security DC LP and Gramit Inc, an cryptographic blockchain information intelligence firm based in Maryland.
He banged out his invoices and felt the urge to do some pull ups, but something was nagging him. His subconscious was whispering a message from his dreams. A giant tiger ripped the flesh off a woman’s face while he tried to escape down a narrow hallway in an elevator. What did it mean?
He decided to do his 22 and 2 yoga practice. Halfway through, the dream’s message hit him. He needed to attend a funeral because he missed the taste of blood. The sensation he had, the raw power of cutting through the neck of General Habid in Jalalabad.
He showered, then jumped on the Internet. Down the rabbit hole he went, Washington Post Obituaries, the ten closest graveyards, and so on.
That night as he cruised the streets, in search of that feeling, he realized he was on a bender. He was getting desperate. Unaware of the full moon’s pull on him, he drove out to Great Falls Park. His combat knife his only weapon, something was pulling him forward through the dense trees. Road kill. He would find a racoon or rodent barely alive and finish it. Give it the kiss of death so he could relive the ecstasy of killing.
It was his lucky day, a black wolf was devouring the flesh of a young deer just off in the faint light. The wolf heard him and cocked his head around. Ryan drew his knife, ready for an even better fight than the one he was seeking. Time slowed, as he identified a path to the wolf.
The wolf saw the glint of the knife reflect off the moonlight and processed the size of his opponent. Without hesitation, it ran off, living to fight another day.
Ryan walked up to the dying doe. It whimpered in fear and terror. He looked down and a feeling of protectiveness washed over him. He picked up the young deer and ran back toward his car.
Throwing it in the trunk, he drove home to Maria in the hopes she could save him. Once home, he ran upstairs. Maria was tired from a thirteen hour shift at the hospital.
“Maria, can we save this guy?”
Maria rolled her eyes, exhausted, and unwilling to help any living life form. She turned and met the eyes of the dying doe.
“No, she’s gone. I am not a vet and those wounds, I estimate less than five minutes.”
“What, what do you mean?! Let’s get to a vet.”
“That’s a good idea. Do you want me to call you an Uber?”
“An Uber. A fucking Uber?”
He ran down to the garage, put the doe back in the trunk and searched on the Internet for 24 Hour vets. There was one in Arlington so he set off. Three minutes later, he was stuck in traffic on the loop. He prayed to God and got out of his car. Everyone was shocked, as Ryan took the doe out of the trunk. As he fell to his knees, he shouted, “Can anyone help?”
Nancy Thule, a veterinarian on her way home from work, jumped out of her car. She ran over, “I’m a vet. Give me the doe.” Ryan handed her over. They ran to Nancy’s car, where she carried an emergency medical kit. She wrapped the doe’s neck and shot it with opiods while Ryan called 911.
Nancy said, “Don’t call 911. It’s for humans.”
“Oh, right,” Ryan said while hanging up.
Eventually, the traffic cleared, they got the doe to Arlington Pet Emergency Services and the doe lived.
Ryan nicknamed her Bamby.
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Gemini searched the Internet for scurrilous rumors about Weber’s pick for Secretary of Defense, Heath Petr. Petr was being attacked in the mainstream media for allegedly entering a hotel room with a MILF. Apparently, mother’s aren’t allowed to be sexy or enjoy physical pleasure in 2024.
Her job as a Republican strategist, involved seventy hours a week and making sure that her team was not unfairly smeared.
She started to draft a letter to the highest ranking Democrat senator, Abe Sinister.
Dear Senator Sinister,
Let’s talk straight. You have been trying to get your Insurance Bill into law for a few years. If you can help with Petr I can get you Senator Charles. Let me know.
Gemini
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